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[Guns 50] 5.56mm. Black finish. Weighty in your hand, like holding a fucking newborn. Mechanized cylinder that does half the work for you when it comes to reloading.
Damn it’s a pretty piece for some two-cap merc to be hauling. Looks like those pigs up on the strip might’ve added a zero or two to the price on your head.
Feels nice knowing that someone cares that much about you.
[LCK 7] I bet if ol’ Ben-Bo carried one of these bad boys that night things would have gone a lot differently.
[Medicine 25] Doc Mitchell definitely wouldn’t have enough to staple back together, let alone preserve that pretty face of your’s.
Now that’s what I call a kick in the head.
Isn’t that from a song?
[INT 5] Dean Martin. The song is called Ain’t That a Kick in the Head, it’s only like, one of the ten or so songs Mr. New Vegas plays on his radio station.
[Science 70] Ahem. It’s radio station. We don’t need to be maintaining any more parasocial relationships with Mr. House’s toys.
Yes Man’s cool though.
How’d that song even go again?
How lucky can one guy be~
I kissed her and she kissed me~!
Like the fella once said:
“Ain’t that a kick in the head~!?”
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having a bit of a cringe fail run but at least kim’s having fun
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i had quite a bit of irl shivers moment, mostly from miraculously finding my way back home no matter how lost i am. one time i was stuck on the other side of the town that is infamous for having zero public transportation access and i have no phone to call any uber so i trekked for a solid one hour in the dark following whatever path that feels right to my gut and adhd shit grade memory then miraculously find a taxi that happens to also head to where my home is. keep in mind it was also almost 10pm on a weekday so my chances of finding a taxi was ridiculously low.
but one of my most memorable was a week ago. it was raining and i was on a late night grocery run and i passed by the shitty stink river. for a moment i stayed there drenched in the rain listening to the sound of water rushing up (its the only time the rivers’ not logged to shit ok?) and for a moment i got this very vivid image what the buildings built nearby the river might look like on the inside. its just an intuition thing but im sure most of it is abandoned judging by the amount of overgrown plants that i could see right now. and it wasnt just the trash, i suddenly remembered there was a fire that happened when i was a baby and the area never recovered. i was suddenly overcome by the sensation that decay was, although nauseating, was weirdly beautiful. and then a car speeds past me and i got drenched with sewer water up to my thighs. well fuck you too, i muttered to no one in particular before heading back.
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I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in
girls night
(via nicoleanell)
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one thing i see a bit with disco elysium fan script is a conflation between a failed skill check and bad advice from a skill. one of the beautiful things about DE is the skills are not arbiters of truth; successful checks won’t always lead to the correct outcomes, and a skill level being too high can impair you. in that sense, a failed passive (“anti-passive” according to wiki) wouldn’t be a skill giving bad advice, but a skill failing to fulfill its duty.
(bad example ahead) so it wouldn’t be:
LOGIC [Trivial - Failure]: Stick a fork in the toaster.
but more like:
BREAD-TOASTER: You peek into the narrow opening at the top of the electric bread-toaster.
PERCEPTION: You find a slice of bread wedged between the filaments. Smoke wafts into your nostrils. It’s burning, and you seemingly have no way of retrieving it.
INTERFACING [Challenging - Success]: The metal fork you found in the cupboard. It should be both long and sturdy enough for the job.
You: Grab the fork.
INLAND EMPIRE [Medium - Success]: The tips of your fingers tingle. This seems like a very bad idea.
LOGIC [Easy - Failure]: You are uncertain of the outcome here.
1. Use the fork to fish out the toast.
2. “This is beneath me.”
3. [Half-Light - Godly 16] Establish dominance. Fuck the toaster.
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movies
Today I went to the movies. I went to see Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It was hilarious. The movie was about a guy named Flint and he wanted to be an inventor. He worked very hard. Then he made an invention that made it rain food. The food got way too big.They had a whoa whoa whoa I’m not gonna tell you anymore. You’ll have to find out and see what happens next.
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seeing reddit refugees repeatedly hit their post limits and comment their thoughts on every reblog is kind of refreshing. site migration be damned these guys know how to blog
Reddit users on Tumblr:
(via isnt-it-pretty)
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one of the things that got me hooked on coding was how you can trick yourself into talking like an insane person really easily while doing it. like nodes in the software i use can be parents or children of other nodes, and i had to do some extra steps before deleting nodes that the queue_free() command didnt do automatically so i made my own command called explode() to delete nodes and was pondering how to do something and said “well, what do we do about all the unexploded children?” out loud and immediately stopped to go get a tasty drink and walked straight to bed
(via psygull)
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Giger explains an Easter egg from Alien.
dying.
legend
(via psygull)
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you dont hear from me for a few weeks. when you do, it’s in the form of a post. i’ve bleached my hair, i’m wearing some sort of theatrical mask, crouched in a dark corner, covering my male presenting nipples. captioned I’M ABOUT TO BE ON MY HORSE & BUGGY SHIT. it gets, oh, i don’t know, maybe 14 notes. the next month you hear on the news 20 nypd horses have gone missing. and the month after that, well, society collapses. but everyone knows who to go to as their new horselord
(via psygull)
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t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the front
t-shirt that says “object permanence is for schmucks!” on the back
are they the same shirt
idk
(via psygull)
